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    Thursday, July 1st, 2010
    11:33 am
    Hometown blue(ball)s.
    The building that used to be our small local cinema, which closed down some time ago, has been turned into a dance studio and renamed the Flixton Academy of Performing Arts.

    Also known as FAPA.



    FAPA.

    Fap. Ah.





    ... Oh Flixton, never change.
    Sunday, February 7th, 2010
    2:50 am
    You know me.
    It's rare to find something that speaks to the very core of who you are. Just... just listen.



    I've been trying for quite a while to put my reaction into words, but it's late and I'm tired and emotional, and not artful enough with my wording at the best of times. Let's just leave it at this: I cried. And if could somehow transmit this to every person who I have tried and failed to express myself to (read: pretty much everyone I've ever known), I would.
    Sunday, November 16th, 2008
    4:26 pm
    The Weirdest Compliment I Have Ever Received.
    At the Dancehouse with Joe (J-O-E) last night, getting a CD signed by Mitch Benn. I'm wearing a pocket watch on lace around my neck.

    (not exactly verbatim, but the best I could remember.)

    Mitch: I like the watch, by the way.
    Me: *grinning inanely* Oh, thank you.
    Mitch:: A kind-of cross between Victoriana and Flava Flav.



    :D :D :D :D :D

    Current Mood: nerdy
    Sunday, September 14th, 2008
    3:46 am
    Bumbulum
    Joe C says: d'you know what I think is in order?
    Joe C says: well, the Dewey Decimal System for one thing
    Joe C says: but also
    Joe C says: a Tesco Value snack
    Anna Karen Hattersley says: Ohoho, really?
    Joe C says: yep
    Joe C says: onion rings, in this case
    Anna Karen Hattersley says: I wanted a sandwich before. But there was nothing to put on the bread. And you can't have pickle on a sandwich without cheese, that's just silly. So in the end, I just had bread and butter. It was a sad moment.
    Anna Karen Hattersley says: Nice bread, though.
    Joe C: hang on
    Joe C says: you can have pickle on a cracker
    Joe C says: but to put it on bread, you require intermediary cheese?
    Anna Karen Hattersley says: Ooh, good word!
    Joe C says: thank you :D
    Joe C says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter
    Anna Karen Hattersley says: Well, crackers are a snack food, really. It doesn't matter too much what you put on them, because they mostly act as a base - good for quick nommage. Bread is more substantial. Unlike, say, toast (which you can have on its own, or as an accompaniment to a larger meal) a sandwich is generally intended to sate you for quite a while, rather than just filler between meals. Which is why I'm still hungry.
    Joe C says: Anna, you are a strange and wonderful girl, and I love you so much <3
    Anna Karen Hattersley says: I am quite proud of that whole thing, yes. :)
    Joe C says: ^_^
    Joe C says:
    #Jeremy
    I really don’t like the smell of farting, the noise of it . . .

    #Alan
    Oh, well, no, the smell can be quite funny.

    #Jeremy
    It isn’t funny!
    Anna Karen Hattersley says: "bumbulum". LAWL
    Joe C says: :D
    Joe C says: that was my favourite bit of the page

    Current Mood: dorky
    Sunday, September 7th, 2008
    9:22 pm
    Honestly, can't a girl bounce around to Caramelldansen in her underwear without people thinking she's *weird*?

    :P

    Current Mood: amused
    Sunday, June 15th, 2008
    8:01 pm
    MOAR Things That Anna Likes
    - Joe
    - cats
    - Doctor Who
    - Tequila Sunrise (tastes like... drunk)
    - snow (when it hasn't been tracked all through and made ugly)
    - the Boots of Doom (everyone should have a pair)
    - marshmallows (which I can't have ;_;)
    - WHAM Bars
    - spats
    - dreams
    - the Disney Buddha (a wooden statue on my bedroom windowsill, surrounded by his fluffy animal companions)
    - corsetry
    - the first half of Discovery by Daft Punk (the rest is kind of a buzzkill)
    - RENT (a lot like Jesus, really - good story, but has a terrifyingly obsessive section of the fanbase who ruin it for everyone)
    - Nutella
    - Eddie Izzard
    - Spike, my baby cactus
    - the view of the sunset from my bedroom window
    - a bed with a decent matress
    - ice lollies
    - my new haircut
    - knee-socks



    In other news, last night I had a very strange dream that involved me meeing Tom Baker (during his Doctor phase - he was even in the full get-up, including scarf and hat, but it was definitely him, not the Doctor. How I made that distinction I'm not fully certain...). We hung out for a while in what appeared to be a very cluttered flat, and then he snogged me.

    I remember not being too upset by this. Oh dear.

    Then some other stuff happened, and then I went several decades into the future from now (suitably enough), and discovered that all my favourite bands, like Kings of Leon, were considered a bit naff, and that Dolly Parton was the favoured sound of the Youth of Tomorrow. Oh, and then we were in some sort of arena and my friend Alan was giving a speech to try and incite anarchy. That was about the only thing that made any sense, come to think of it.

    Current Mood: thoughtful
    Wednesday, February 13th, 2008
    11:21 pm
    The mysterious list of mystery.
    1. dog on roller skates
    2. tower of biscuits (with peanut butter cement)*
    3. nonsensical protest (upside-down writing, "Zippy is God", etc)
    4. camping picnic (tea and biscuits, fold-out chairs, campfire, possibly boy scouts)
    5. taking the vibrating duck for "walkies"
    6. ransom on elevator's soul**
    7. leaving things in lift (example: a cabbage)**




    *peruses*

    Without context, it's all rather Dadaist.






    *may require planning permission
    **eventually leading to hostage exchange (of soul and cabbage)

    Current Mood: bouncy
    Monday, January 21st, 2008
    12:45 am
    Things that Anna likes
    - candy necklaces
    - the smell of old books
    - soaps and things from LUSH
    - rabbits
    - singing out loud and out-of-tune when I'm alone in the flat (and pretending I'm in a musical)
    - the way rain looks in the light of a street lamp at night
    - in-jokes
    - playing the Zombie Uprising game when bored
    - incense
    - listening to Otis Redding and aching for romance
    - fingers stained with the remnants paint and ink
    - fancy underwear
    - rich tea biscuits
    - canvas bags full of peanut butter and noodles
    - baking, even when it goes horribly wrong
    - feathers
    - dancing to loud, obnoxious music
    - vegetable pasties
    - wandering about sans clothing (again, when no-one else is in the flat)
    - dainty dresses with combat boots
    - boys with long hair
    - girls with dyed hair
    - that feeling you get after a really good sneeze
    - new felt-tip pens
    - dressing like a fifties housewife to go drink ale and swear
    - pretending to be a giant whilst eating petit fours
    - holding someone's hand

    Current Mood: artistic
    Thursday, August 9th, 2007
    11:24 pm
    "Be patient with all that is unresolved in your heart. And try to love the questions themselves. Do not seek for the answers that cannot be given. For you wouldn't be able to live with them. And the point is to live everything, live the questions now, and perhaps without knowing it, you will live along some day into the answers."

    Rainer Maria Rilke
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